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december 17, 2012

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atik ra mga shonga….
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#WALANG BASAGAN NG TREP AH…

atik ra mga shonga….

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#WALANG BASAGAN NG TREP AH…

TELL ME WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE
THEN I TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE.

A very nice lines for muslim that I ever read..

When,
I was at mosk, I was a prayer
Round the back eating masala,
Round the back eating korma
Round the back eating vindalu
Got four mouth full’s in, you should have seen me,
And my Turban couldn’t be any keener,
But a thought you was a tikka,
We had a bred called naan.

sanjay is ‘ere,
eating’ to the beats and rhymes of mosk times,
Listen to the mecha and feel the flavour it’s japatee time.

I’m startin’ out,
I am poor,
No jars full of curry,
Can I cook on your floor?
Fresh outta mosk,
curry on me hands,
uncle bens curry,
jAR after jAR.
MISSIA of the land,
Are you a fan?
eat me curry and tell me you am,
You got the curry and I got the pan,
Doin it like the boys at mosk

muhhamid is ‘ere an’ it’s friggin’ friggin ’ buzzin’,
Have a jar of curry an’ I’ll kick me dads head in,
I’m only cooking’ when I’m ‘frying out wif beji,
Listen to what I’m senjin’,
All the kormas are sizzling’.
(Show us ye Curry )

KOrma super,
I got ma new pan,
Suped it up wi’ 4 friggin ’ non stick rings,
12 inch alloy handles,
currymcfreels,
You know the deals were on wheels,
It were parked up next to bhajis,
I walked over,
POP goes the naan bred,
In goes me’ jar,
Pulled out the recipe,
Off to me mecha, off to me mecha!

Knickin’ all the naan,beef an jappatee
lache heads come a-knockin’ and ya don’t see me,
(where’s me curry)
Do another curry,
Have a cup of vindalu,
Spark up a Pan,
Have another japatee,
jappatee Have another p, right after me curry,
I am baking space cakes and you don’t see me,
Moving in to bhajis,
(bhajis)
Moving in the mecha,
(Like mosk prayer)

muhhamid is ‘ere an’ it’s friggin ’ friggin ’ buzzin’,
Have a jar of curry an’ I’ll kick me dads head in,
I’m only cooking’ when I’m ‘frying out wif beji,
Listen to what I’m senjin’,
All the kormas are sizzling’.
(Show us ye Curry )

Lock the mosk,
Throw away the shoes,
Your prayers are crap when you’re next to me,
Hope you think about everything I told you,
mecha is a friggin ’ Donny Soldier,
mecha is a friggin ’ Donny Soldier,
(Donny Soldier)

buddha with the G’s and he’s toking on a bong,
allah with the G’s and they’re singing along,
Pulling on the bong,
Pulling all along,
The G’s,

(West side)
mecha’s everybody’s neighbour,
Doing you a favour,
Check out the flavour,
All day prayer,
washin’ all you ravers,
Show us your scrolls,
Don’t let me phase youz,

Trying to escape to a Mosk,
Where they wash feet all day,
Nine ‘till eleven,
It’s like mecha,
What are you gerrin’?
What are you gerrin’?

buddhas a friggin ’ Donny Soldier,
He’s got a curry in his holster!

muhhamid is ‘ere an’ it’s friggin ’ friggin ’ buzzin’,
Have a jar of curry an’ I’ll kick me dads head in,
I’m only cooking’ when I’m ‘frying out wif beji,
Listen to what I’m senjin’,
All the kormas are sizzling’.
(Show us ye Curry )

muhhamid is ‘ere an’ it’s friggin friggin ’ buzzin’,
Have a jar of curry an’ I’ll kick me dads head in,
I’m only cooking’ when I’m ‘frying out wif beji,
Listen to what I’m senjin’,
All the kormas are sizzling’.
(Show us ye Curry )

Shout out to Griffo for doing the lyrics on the track for me tell yous,
Where’d you get your shoes,
Show us your praying mat,
mecha flavour…
Buddha behaviour…
And B.O.

24 rules of being close to Allah


Start off each day with ‘adhkaar al-istiyqaadh’ (waking up
Supplications), thanking Allah for waking up in good shape.
2. Put Allah first in your life.

3. Broaden your horizons - learn 5 new verses from the Quran every
day, travel to pray far in the mosque to brighten your day,take up a
booklet having supplications and read them.

4. Pray Salaat Al-dhuhaa (after sunrise).

5. If someone says something mean ;to you, just shrug it off and
dismiss it in a friendly, laidback manner, and pray that Allah shall
forgive them.

6. When you get angry, remember Allah, and how short and worthless
life is to waste in being Angry.

7. Remember that you can never have too many friends, but you can
have few quality friends that help you fulfill the purpose of your
creation (i.e. live for Allah).

8. When you’re happy, try to share your happiness with others.
Thank Allah for that, and pray its continuation.

9. When something bad or embarrassing happens to you, just think
that it could always be worse, remember the reward of patience,and
thank Allah that it’s not worse than it is.

10. Do something extra of goodness once in a while, like feeding a
poor person, or caressing an orphan’s head.

11. Never stop believing that you can win Allah’s love and thus work
For it. Then you can win the love of Allah’s slaves.

12. Spend some time thinking of Allah’s amazing creation.

13. Always love those who love Allah unconditionally. This way you
will ensure that you live for Him, love for Him, and hate for Him
(those who are enemies of Him).

14. Find the righteous ways to express yourself, and if you think
that what you are about to say shall cause no benefit, maintain
silence (this is tough!!).

15. Every now and then, give yourself a break. Play sports, give
time to your family, friends, but always remember Allah and watch
that He is watching you.

16. Pray for blessing to come to those being lost, and pray to Allah
to guide them to the right path.

17. Hug your parents, kiss their hands and heads and always obey but
stop at Allah’s orders.

18. Smile to everyone, for your smile makes a big difference to him
or her and you are rewarded.

19. Forgive, forget and smile.

20. Tears are not for women only… tears are for all human beings
with feelings remaining in them. Don’t restrain your tears when
remembering Allah.

21. When people criticize your actions and effort, revise your
actions and see if they please Allah or no. If they do; then ignore
and remember how the Prophet (SAAW) and the Sahaba were criticized,
made fun of and even physically harmed, so have patience.

22. Read the Quran daily and try to have a schedule for completing
it as much as you could. As you open the Quran daily, read with
observing not just passing your eyes through the words.

23. Don’t let popularity go to your head, for it never lasts and you
may lose from it more than gain.

24. Never look down on anybody, for, to Allah, they may be better

A Book of Islam (QUR’AN)

A Book of Islam (QUR’AN)

An image of mosque..( it’s an image where muslim people are praying.)

An image of mosque..( it’s an image where muslim people are praying.)

It is the most beautiful place in the world..

It is the most beautiful place in the world..

A beautiful image taken from the city of MARAWI…

A beautiful image taken from the city of MARAWI…

What are some Filipino values?

Answer:         There are many Filipino values that Filipinos should be very proud of! I can only give you some, but there are much much more! Here are some of them:
Hospitality is one of the values that tourists from around the world notice first everytime they visit the Philipppines. Filipinos took great care of their guests , making sure that they’re comfortable and happy in their stay. Filipinos are also family oriented. They value greatly their families, which is always on top of their priorities. Filipinos are also happy people, always smiling and never forget to have a good laugh amidst the problems and hardships that come their ways. Filipinos are very respectful. They show respect to their elders by saying ‘po’ and ‘opo’ and kissing their hands. Filipinos are also religious. They devote time to reconnect with God. They have strong faith, believing that problems and adversities in life will surpass with the help and providence of God.
I’ll just give 1, the main value of being Filipino is being hospitable. Filipinos will do anything just to make their visitors comfortable. This value is well practiced during fiestas.
B.
FILIPINO’s dont kiss their hands the way for respecting and i know it because im a filipino.
(Technically no they do not kiss the hand, but they do “mano”. You do this to an elder. You take their hand and then touch it to your forehead. this shows a sign of respect)

15. Don’t change yourself just to make someone love you, be yourself & let the right one fall for you.

be strong and don’t worry because someday the right person in your life will come to love you until your last breath..

go go go

(Source: amateurdreamer)